Lieberry

Quiet!
This is a library.
Only silence, whispers, meditative contemplation please.



Today I was sitting at the desk, minding my own damned business, when some jerk had the nerve to come strolling up to me and ask, " Hey do you know where I could find the periodicals?"
"Fuck!" I says to myself, possibly a little too loud to seem professional/courteious. "What do I look like a map?", I say to the guy.
"Jesus H. Christ", replies the man,"you really need to lay off the coffee. For Pete's sake man, you're shaking like a parkinson's patient."
I look up from my internet comics long enough for the man to understand that I would accept no more insolence from him and said in my nicest librarian tone, "Hello sir. How are you today? Is there anything that I can assist you with? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!???"
Needless to say, that man didn't give me a problem for the rest of the night. On a side note, I have a meeting with my boss tomorrow. I have a hunch that I'm getting a raise.

Shut it!!!
Before I shut it for you
Oh my, it seems as if I've crossed some kind of line.